\"Hello. This is your Captain speaking. Thank you for flying Quivering Airlines. You are currently riding on the longest, widest, most rhythmic plane of your life. We will be flying as fast and as far as only you want to go. Now, I would like one beautiful, sexy, adventurous woman to get up and come down to the cockpit and help her restless pilot land the plane. Thank you and good night.\"
Would this pickup work on you... or at least make you smile? :)