People tell me I am the sluttiest slut in the country. Whenever I go into town, I see a lot of competition. When people hear that I fuck our neighbor just about every day and sometimes multiple times a day, yet I'm happily married, they'll ask me- 'If you're happily married, why do you fuck your neighbor so often?'. I tell them, 'because- he's the only neighbor we have.'
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