TheGodfatherI'm sure the paramedics who scrape you off the road, and the coroner doing your autopsy would get a good chuckle out of you lying there dead with your little pecker looking like a day old cocktail weenie wrap. Just watch the fucking road retard.
oldwoodJeeez Will you panty wastes get off the lawyer tits. I suppose if your other half wanted to give you a BJ rolling down the hiway, you would tell she would have to wait ....... Yeah right Rock on Ray
woobersIn my foolish youth I used to jerk off while driving down the highway. (I have a really great story about my first wife jerking me off while I was driving my father's expensive car and I shot cum all over the window and door panel.) Fortunately I never hurt anyone doing so. This has GOT to be more distracting than talking on a cell phone, and current research shows that reaction times when driving and talking on a cell phone are WORSE than someone who is legally drunk. SEX AND DRIVING DON"T MIX, however thrilling it may be. Please don't do this anymore. However, I'd love to see more of you and your toys. I have probably owned at least 50 store-bought ones over the years, (ranging from simple ones like you have there, to various full size dolls) and Lord knows how many masturbation devices that I improvised.
cutterchapPeople die when twats like you do these things, you sad cunt!!