The Mermaid

I found this delightful specimen of Adelaidean womanhood at a city bus stop desperate for 50 cents to make a 'phonecall. I assured her there was *at least* $1.50 back at my hovel, and cigarette butts she could smoke. She was hooked! She was shocked and disgusted at the state of my hovel, but I was *mortified* at how manky and disgusting her cuntgash was. Normally when one stuffs his hand in a woman it isn't disgusting at all. This woman was an education indeed; I removed my hand, smelt it, and promptly felt sick and had to run to scrub the residue off. She was keen to know where the $1.50 was as she was *desperate* for money to make a 'phonecall, so I told her that she'd either have to do some cleaning or take off her dirty clothes so I could take some pictures.