A buddy of mine and I were hanging out when a cute chub from the club spotted us and asked if she could sit down for a drink. A few drinks later she was telling us how hubby was too small and pale to get the job done in bed for her. We told her we could help out with that but she said she couldn't do that to hubby even though she thinks about it often when his plugging away at her sometimes. A few more drinks and she was daring us - saying how long it had been since she had it good and didn't think anyone could handle the ride now. We sent her home with a limp and a smile.