Gimme Full Service

Pathetic! The liberated, over-rated, emmancipated modern bitch. We don't NEED a man. Yet, how many artificial vaginas are in the drawer next to her bed? Don't patronize, empathize, fantasize, or womanize Ms. Thunder Thighs. She's been self-serving herself so long, she's beginning to think her balls itch. Bend over and take it like a man. While that ditzy dame is trying to figure out why she's so frustrated, I'm having my fluids checked and my tires inflated. It's called 'full service'. Just like you, dear... men want to be appreciated for all they do.