How close do you want to get? OK- let me guess... You wanna slip your arms through, pull back the flaps enough to stick your neck out, then yell "Look Ma!- I'm a turtle."
Don't know about you, but lately I've been thinking about that saying 'when hell freezes over'. I'm really not so sure which would be worse- burning or freezing. I suppose it wouldn't really matter, so long as there isn't a dress code!
Every morning, right after my husband leaves for work, the neighbor uses the key I gave him to the backdoor, so he can cum in mine and bust it wide open. I have him record video for when my husband suspects I'm cheating.